If you’re pushing me to do something, expect it to be horribly done.

aradias-fedora:

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Prize: 

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Rules:

• You can reblog only ６６６ times
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spiffyrock21:

OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.

I’m doing this omfg

Rudy Eugene: Hey, I just met you
Rudy Eugene: and this is crazy
Rudy Eugene: but I just took bath salts
Rudy Eugene: and your face looks tasty

I might post a cover of Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls later because it’s been stuck in my head courtesy of Sleeping With Sirens but idk someone stop me.

did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

(Source: nuggits2)